10AM Should I Start Referring to Yeast Infections As "Infiltration of the Defensive Line"?

Female coworker #1: I'm sure *Mark hates being the only guy on these smoke breaks; especially when we start talking about our vagina issues.
Female coworker #2: That's how I feel when y'all talk about football. Football is my vagina.

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Overheard by: Sex Writer Goddess