3PM Why Your Personal Life Should Remain a Mystery

Cashier #1, trying to unlock a drawer at the front desk: I... Can't... Get... The key... To work.
Cashier #2, who recently found out he got his booty-call pregnant: You have to jiggle it, and then pull it out.
Cashier #1, laughing: Cause that has worked so well for you in the past.

Grocery Store
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Loves It!!