11AM ...the Color of Pressed Ham

Smoker #1: See this tie? Got it for $1.49 at Jewel.
Smoker #2: Jewel sells ties? It's a grocery store.
Smoker #1: I say fuck 'em, if I have to wear a tie it's going to be a $1.49 Jewel tie.

Wacker
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: I hate my tie too