1PM Hey, Who Doesn't Have Stuff in the Freezer That Needs a Decent Burial?

Man on phone: Okay, so I heard you have a raccoon in your freezer.
[Pause]
Man on phone: How did it get there?
[Pause]
Man on phone: Did you kill it? What do you plan do with its body? What do you mean no one wants it?

S. Sycamore Street
Elizabethton
Tennessee

Overheard by: concerned for the racoon