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Douche boss: Hey *Jennifer, what are you working on?
Overworked secretary: An expense report for John, why?
Douche boss: Oh man, you have to do John's expense reports too?
Overworked secretary: Yes, you asked me to start doing them last month.
Douche boss: Oh, yeah, right. I didn't want to mention this but, you haven't done my time sheet yet today.
Overworked secretary: Oh, I'm sorry, I'll do it right after this.
Douche boss: Uhh, is there any way we can get it done a little sooner?
Overworked secretary: Sure, I'll do it now, then.
Douche boss: Thanks, I just don't want to have to stay as late as you do tonight.

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