4PM Wish I Was a Sociopath and Didn't Care

Receptionist, putting her coat on: So, I'll see you guys on Monday, have a good weekend!
Coworkers, walking out of their offices: Uh... You know it's only four o'clock, right?
[Silence.]
Receptionist, removing coat: Dang, I was almost out the door too. Teaches me to say goodbye.

Dodge Street
Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Brandy