12PM Fine, Die, You Random Son of a Bitch

Office crony #1: Did you hear about the mid-air collision in California?
Office crony #2: Briefly, why?
Office crony #1: I wonder if there's anyone out in California I don't like?
Office crony #2: I don't think so.
Office crony #1: Just my luck...

West Cummings Park
Woburn, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Chuckie Choo