11AM ...How Much I'm Enjoying Your Discomfort

Beastly employee: That reminds me of when I was skinny. I was smoking. With my thigh-high boots.
Pretty employee: Mmmm... cool.
Beastly employee: I won't ever wear them again. I am too fat. I will bring them in for you.
Pretty employee, unhappily: Ummmm... ok.
Passerby employee to pretty employee, sympathetically: The boots went up to her camel toe... I'm sorry.

Hawthorne, New York

Overheard by: I have my own office