5PM I Was Searching for Some Important Files

Lawyer #1: I have a buddy who wears a surgical mask when he flies.
Lawyer #2: That's crazy.
Lawyer #1: No it's not.
Lawyer #3: Wait. That's not crazy, but I'm crazy for not shaking your hand after you put it down your pants?
Lawyer #1: My hand was outside my underwear!

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