4PM H.P. Lovecraft's Cafeteria of the Morbidly Obese Changed It -Quickly

Little girl: We're going to the three floor.
Mom: The third floor.
Little girl: Third floor. Mommy, what's on the third floor?
Mom: The cafeteria. I'm gonna see if they can get you a salad instead of the crap you eat.
[doors open, they get off and start walking away.]
Little girl: I eat chocolate two times every day, and there's nothing you can do to change that.

Avenue of the Americas
New York City, New York

Overheard by: Duncan