9AM Or She Goes Into Spamaphylactic Shock

Woman #1, looking over cubicle: Rachel is going to be angry that you are sending her so many emails.
Woman #2, turning around: Who gives a fuck?
Woman #1: Seriously, you better watch it. [looks around] She can't take too many emails, she has to pace herself.

Paramus, New Jersey

Overheard by: Not pacing myself!