5PM Without Contempt for the Customer, No One Could Work in a Department Store

Older saleswoman, picking up the phone: Hello, this is Sue. How may I help you? Yes? Oh, no! Oh, dear! Definitely! Absolutely, just bring it on in and I'll take care of it for you. No problem! I'm soooo sorry. I am so, so, so sorry!! [Hangs up phone.] I'm sorry your mother was a prostitute.

Department Store
Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: lisa