1PM Catholic Martyr, Actually

Female coworker #1: What did you do at the tailgate party?
Male coworker: I just started playing beanbags with some random people.
Female coworker #2: Hey, have you ever heard of a game called Redneck Horseshoes? It's sort of like beanbags.
Male Coworker: No, I haven't heard of it.
Female Coworker #2: Oh, it must just be a Missouri thing.
Female Coworker #1: That's sounds more like a Missour-ah thing.
Female coworker #2: Missour-ah...where's that?
Female coworker #1: You know. Everything that's not St. Louis.
Female coworker #2: Is that a state, or a city or something?

West Monroe Street
Chicago, Illinois