12PM So That Was You in the Potted Plant?

Professor: We need this paper to be huge! I want people to fear us when we go to meetings... We need to be like male elephants!
Grad student #1: You want me to grow tusks?
Grad student #2: You want me to grow big ears?
Professor: No! We need to pee all over everything!

Johns Hopkins University
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: LabCat