1PM And for Surprise Guests with Undiscriminating Palates

Coworker, after scavenging through lunch meeting leftovers: My sandwich didn't look very fulfilling so I added some corned beef.
Fellow scavenger: Wait -there was corned beef in there?
Coworker: No, I keep some in my office for emergencies.

Cleveland, Ohio

Overheard by: Nook