5PM At Phone Saks Fifth Avenue

Coworker on phone: How can I help you? Ummm... Okay. Sir, is everything alright? Well, you seem to be breathing a little heavy. No, I can't help you with that. You should probably go out and buy a magazine. I'm hanging up now sir [hangs up]. Fucking freaks.

Spring Street and Cleveland Avenue
Columbus, Ohio

Overheard by: Ari