12PM Everyone Knows Encyclopedias Are Just Speculation!

Coworker #1, reading article: 'Morphine is highly addictive...'
Coworker #2: Morphine is not addictive.
Coworker #1: But it says right here in this encyclopedia article--
Coworker #2: --Morphine is not addictive.
All other coworkers: It says right here!
Coworker #2: Morphine is not addictive! I know this for a fact!

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