3PM You're Right about the Cemetary Plots, but Not for the Reason You Think

Bimbette peon: This is my last weekend of being twenty-one! I can't believe I'm so old. I might as well start picking out cemetery plots. I am going to get shit-faced this weekend -- my last weekend of youth! [Old coworker stares blankly.]

Glen Allen, Virginia

Overheard by: Tisk Tisk