2PM Okay, Okay, She Gets the Jizzt.

Contractor: Ma'am, just so you know for the next time we're called in, caulking is not spelled C-O-C-K-I-N-G. It's C-A-U-L-K-I-N-G.
Red-faced manager: Oh!

Retirement home
Oakville, Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Giggling