9AM Mr. Ed: Even I Don't Make Mistakes That Dumb

Stable employee: Oh, there's a reason all the horses' names start with the letter Q. It's 'cause we go through the alphabet -- each year gets a different letter -- so this year all the horses get named with the letter Q. So, like, last year was all P names, the year before it was O names, and next year it will be T... No, wait, U... S...? Hang on... P, Q, S, R... R, S -- that's it. Next year they all get R names.

Thebarton, Adelaide
Australia