4PM I'd Like to Buy a New Policy, and Then Cancel It

Customer: Why did my policy cancel?
Secretary: For non-payment, sir.
Customer: But I never got a bill.
Secretary: You mean, the one you handed me when you walked in with a due date of January 30th*?
Customer: Yes, that bill.
Secretary: It wouldn't have canceled if you had paid this bill, sir.
Customer: Well, I'm not going to renew that policy, then...
Secretary: There is nothing to renew, sir -- it canceled for non-payment!

977 Yadkinville Road
Mocksville, North Carolina

Overheard by: Karen