11AM Mom: I'm pretty worn out, actually.

Homeboy customer: Yo, gots any mothafuckin' shelves?
Employee: Did he just say what I thought he said? [Coworker nods.]
Homeboy customer: Yo, man! I said, I need some mothafuckin' shelves fo' my mothafuckin' clothes!
Employee, pointing: Yeah, right down that mothafuckin' aisle.

Home repair store
Whitehall, Pennsylvania