12PM Geoge Washington Did Perm His Hair before Battle

Know-it-all peon: I swear, every invention in this world was invented for war. Highways, the Internet -- everything! Don't you read?
Lady peon: Okay, Eric*! What about perms? Hot rollers weren't made for war!
Know-it-all peon: Perms aren't inventions.
Lady peon: My ass, they aren't!

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