10AM In Reality, Nobody Wins Existential Hockey

Male worker #1, after a meeting: Wanna play hockey?
Female worker: Where's the goal?
Male worker #1: This is existential hockey. There is no goal. You win when you decide you've won.
Female worker: Okay. I've won, then.
Male worker #1: Okay.
Male worker #2: They always win.
Male worker #1: That's true. We can't win. We're really not even playing for the same stakes, are we?

800 California Avenue
Sunnyvale, California

Overheard by: Alan