12PM Without Warning, My Metaphor Turned on Me

Worker #1: Well, yeah, I was hoping to spend more time with Stan* in the future.
Worker #2, soon to go overseas: Yeah, you can fill the gaping hole in his life when I leave.
Worker #1: I thought we could fill each other's gaping holes.
Worker #2: Argh!

162 Goulburn Street
Sydney
Australia

Overheard by: Warlach