10AM The Boss-Lady's Mistake Was Referring to Workers as "Peons"

Coworker #1, at nine AM: Is it time to go home yet?
Coworker #2: Not quite! Why, not feeling well?
Coworker #1: Was at a friend's house last night -- mixed rum and wine. It's gonna be a long day... Think the boss lady will let us go home early?
Coworker #2: Don't think so. Just drink a glass of water; you'll be fine.
Coworker #1: Maybe if I pee in my office, she'll let me go home.
Coworker #2: But I don't think she'll let you come back...

Kenmount Road
St. John's, Newfoundland
Canadia

Overheard by: Summer Temp