10AM She Hasn't Recovered from the "Poulet de Spam" Incident

Ghetto-fab girl: Hey, is your chicken made with real chicken?
Employee: Uh... yes?
Ghetto-fab girl: Like, it's made with the real chicken that lays eggs and stuff like that?
Employee: Yes, ma'am. The chicken is made with real, egg-laying chicken.

Food court, Westfield West County Mall
Des Peres, Missouri