5PM "Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Punch-out," by Joe the Cashier

Cashier: My nephew started swearing up a storm at me, and I almost punched him. Then he started saying, 'Uno, dos, tres,' and I realized it was Spanish he learned from Dora. Damn, I almost punched him, because I didn't know what he was sayin'. I also hate those kids that used to run into the store when they saw those Barney footprints by the door... I used to want to punch them, too.

205 East Lincoln Way
Ames, Iowa

Overheard by: Not a Kid Fan, but not a Kid Puncher, either