9AM Aw, Just Kidding! It's for the Homecoming Dance! Go Rams!

Director: I'd like to announce that Albert*, our intern for the summer, is leaving to go back to school. His last day will be Friday. We are going to miss you here! [Team claps.]
Intern: Um, actually, I've decided not to go back to school. I'm moving to Israel.
Manager: Why are you moving to Israel? It's not exactly a safe place to be right now.
Intern: I feel that I need to go and support my people.
Manager: But you're not Jewish. You're Russian.
Intern: Yes, I am Russian, and I am also Jewish. That's what this yarmulke is for [points to head.]

11th Street and Nicollet Mall
Minneapolis, Minnesota

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