2PM But Will They Let Me Keep the Foil-wrapped Cucumber in My Crotch?

Peon #1: Did you hear they're thinking about banning all gel-enhanced bras on airplanes?
Peon #2: Women wear gel in their bras?
Peon #1: It's like padding, but gel, which gives it a more natural enhancement and feel.
Peon #2: That's false advertising!

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