10AM You've Been Living in a Dream World, Neo

Technical lead: See, I can't do anything here in Version Three.
System admin: That's because you're not connected to the universe.
Technical lead: But the copy of the good universe didn't point to us!
System admin: What universe are you guys operating in?
IT intern: Depends on what we're smoking.

12900 Worldgate Drive
Herndon, Virginia

Overheard by: IT Consulting Stooge #4769