3PM Completely Missed the Point of the Workplace Violence Training

Coworker #1, wielding a letter opener: C'mon, it isn't that sharp.
Coworker #2: Still, in a fist-fight I'd pick it over bare fists.
Coworker #1, making a stabbing motion: Yeah!

3550 North University Avenue
Provo, Utah

Overheard by: Ambiguous Antecedent