10AM It's Really Not Appropriate to Make Me Hungry This Early in the Day

Male developer #1: Alright, sugar tits.
Male developer #2: If you ever call me 'sugar tits' again, I'm going to rip your nipples off.
Male developer #1: Okay, dumpling butt.

State and Water Streets
Peoria, Illinois

Overheard by: only girl in an office of men...