9AM Whereas the Original Santa Was Forged by Glaciers

Old lady peon, bursting excitedly into office: I just went to the craft store and picked up some holiday window clings for my office!
Young male peon: Wow. That's... fantastic.
Old lady peon: I've got Santa Claus and reindeer and snowmen and snowflakes... I asked about Hanukkah stuff, but they didn't have any. I'm going to do this for every holiday! This is great!
Young male peon: What about Kwanzaa?
Old lady peon: Oh, no, that's a man-made holiday.

Sacramento, California