9AM This Document Will Require the Signatures of Two Witnesses and the Services of a Medium

Intern, staring at document: Wow. So this guy was executed in Corcoran, and he had to sign for it?
Paralegal: No. 'Executed at' means that is where he signed it... You know, he signed it in Corcoran.
Intern: Ohhh.

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