5PM Yo, Let Me Hit That Beer Bong before I Write This Deposition

White coworker: Yo, last night was like a fuckin' rap video! We had a limo and a bottle of fine-ass champagne! And then we went to the Hustler club! Oh, and I'm still wasted. When is the trial date for [technology company]?

153 Lexington Avenue
New York, New York

Overheard by: A. Goldstein