40-ish female cube dweller: Do you have your Christmas frock picked out?
20-ish female cube dweller: What?
40-ish female cube dweller: Do you have a Christmas frock?
20-ish female cube dweller: Like a… dress?
40-ish female cube dweller: Yeah! To wear on Christmas!
20-ish female cube dweller: We don’t really get dressed up on Christmas.
40-ish female cube dweller: [Disappointed silence.]

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