5PM It's by Armenia and Azerbaijan -- You Add Eleven Hours... Wait, What?

Peon #1: I gotta call 'em. They're in Georgia. Is it too early?
Peon #2: What do you mean?
Peon #1: Aren't they behind us? What time is it there? ... Where's Georgia?

Clements Bridge Road
Barrington, New Jersey

Overheard by: worker on Eastern time