1PM Would "Macadamia Melee" Have Sounded Less Creepy?

Minion #1: Oh, yeah, I try not to go shopping during the holidays.
Minion #2: You can't avoid it -- the music, the squealing children, everything -- it's like a peppermint orgy.
Assistant, startled: Uh, what?

12th and Peachtree
Atlanta, Georgia

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