4PM How You Know Your Coworker's a Virgin

Younger guy peon: You know, I've never had any experience with ladies from the Pacific Rim.
Older guy peon: Really? Well, lemme tell you something. Their hair down there is dark, straight, and soft.
Younger guy peon, thoughtfully: ... Like a puppy dog's ears?

Plymouth Meeting, Pennsylvania

Overheard by: Beef and Ale