4PM I'm Almost Sorry I'm Going to Have to Destroy You

Worker #1: Today is the longest day of sunshine.
Worker #2: What if it rains?
Worker #1: The sun doesn't go down when it rains.
Worker #2: But it's not out.
Worker #1: Yeah, but it doesn't go down! ... You are so pretty!

Portland, Texas

Overheard by: Kayte