9AM But Now I'll Just Make a Bundle Suing You for Harassment

Teen employee: I'm so worried about getting into college. Although, I really don't know what I want to do with my life.
Middle-aged boss: You'd make a great stripper.
Teen employee: You know, I've considered it.

Bookstore
New York, New York

Overheard by: I guess I won't apply for a job after all