9AM The Way Ugly Ideas Come Out of Missouri

Male coworker: So,what's new?
Female coworker, surfing the net: I don't know... Britney Spears had her kids taken away.
Male coworker: I heard about that.
Female coworker: They're not very cute, anyway.
Male coworker: It's because she has an ugly puss.
Female coworker: What?!
Male coworker: Women with ugly vaginas have ugly babies.

East Evergreen Street
Springfield, Missouri

Overheard by: Sarah