2PM We Happily Bring You an Amusing Anecdote Reader's Digest Won't

Clerk: God, why is that old man so angry?
Manager: Give him a break. How many more times is he going to be buying new shoes? He'll probably be buried in these.
Old crab, from across room: I'm not deaf, you bitches!

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu