3PM Chickens in Guy-Suits Are Much More Common in Politics

Reporter #1: How should I identify a chicken at a press conference? There was a guy in a chicken suit who refused to give me his name.
Reporter #2: If it was a guy in a suit, I think you'd have to call him an 'Unidentified chicken impersonator.'

400 East Pratt Street
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Jack Ace, reporter-at-large