10AM If We Keep Talking in Circles, the Truth Will Throw Up

CR manager: The membership grade is effective for a year from the grad date that they told us, but I don't think they'll remember the grad date they said... But it's not actually a year...
Ad manager: But it's good for a year. Doesn't it update automatically?
CR manager: It is automatic, except when it isn't. It only gets updated once a year, so it may be good for over a year.
Ad manager: So we can't say a year if it isn't a year.

14 Fairfield Drive
Brookfield, Connecticut

Overheard by: all ears