10AM I Had to Do Something While the Stereo Was Being Installed

Mousy waitress: Did it take you long to put it in?
Timid waiter: Like an hour.
Brassy waitress, walking up: We talkin' 'bout the big stereo in your car or your big wang in a skeezer's ass?

Circle Centre Mall
Indianapolis, Indiana

Overheard by: Shatmandu