11AM Then He'd Play with Them in His Crib

Disgruntled boy: ... And they put the birth control education flyer up on my locker! My locker! I'm pretty sure that violates--
Overeager Spanish teacher, popping up from behind desk: --Oh! Oh! My mother used to put condoms under my brother's pillow! We all called her the 'Birth Control Fairy'!

High school
Livingston, Montana

Overheard by: Finally appreciates the tooth fairy