4PM Dammit, I'm Looking for Reasons to Do This

Worker bee #1: I don't know about dating him. I can't get over the age difference. It would be--
Worker bee #2: --Like raping a child?
Worker bee #1: Well, no...
Worker bee #2: Not your, like, son...
Worker bee #1: [Silence.]

Dallas, Texas

Overheard by: Cube Eavesdropper