2PM With No Yeast?

Employee: Hi! Can I help you?
Woman: Can I have a six-inch BLT on Italian?
Employee: I'm sorry, we're out of Italian.
Woman: Can I just have white bread?
Employee: That's the same as Italian.
Woman: Do you have plain bread?

13600 Solomons Island Road
Solomons, Maryland

Overheard by: I hate Jared.